Pooh for you and Pee for Me

Can't bear it I have become obsessed with the pissing and shitting in the street...am I too anal or what!! Walking down my favourite street this morning and not one but 3 people shitting in the road, I mean I have heard of the expression "Don't shit on your own doorstep" but this is ridiculous. Thought of ways to deal with this...like the pooper scoop maybe they can buy bags with their very own SHAT MATS.....or.......CRAP AND SCRAPS or....CRAP TRAPS......you daren't take your shoes off...you are liable to get Pee Tree disease.....my other obsessin in more palatable....Gobi Manchurian.....certainly not a Chinaman with a big mouth...but deep fried cauliflour in some red chilly sauce.....I have had it about 4 times and now I am on the quest for the best!! Yesterday I even asked if I could go to the kitchen and watch the chef make it....not as simple as I thought, but we can get most of the ingredients in London so pop over for a Manchurian when I get back..maybe our version can be called a Gobby Mancunian! Darshan last night saw new visitors from Chile, Brazil, Argentina and Columbia ( always facinated how they have heard of her!). I went out with the Czech man....for street gobi manchurian.....and today I have the runs again....Immodium I hear you say...and the advice from the Indians is drink fresh coconut water....but what do they care the road poopers!! So I have had 2 immodiums, two coconuts and I'm here at the internet cafe....and another thing why do they spit and chrach (deep noises from throat to nose and back again) so much!!!!!! I am here trying to concentrate and all I can hear is people chobbing!!!(spitting).....please don't be put off you can always stay at the TAJ....