Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Bug One or Bug 3or Bahgwan


I am afraid I have changed my name to Bug 3...yep that is what has been diagnosed, 3 little bloody bacteria's in the my stomach, have taken up residence...and they are not moving....we send down the mighty anti B's and even the 4th lot are not having much success. I am now trying to starve them out...taken away the meat, the cheese, the chicken, the sweets, the bread.....so last night I sneak in a glass of Sauvignon Plonk...and they are happy as Larry, pissed as farts and start attacking aimlessly......my stomach blows up like a fat balloon, I am in agony.......they are still winning. I even changed my flight to fight the war...I will get them in the end but they are a strong force!!!! One positve thing is that I won't forget India in a hurry...because they seemed to have decided to visit Australia and come with me...how dare they! No wonder I am overweight, not one but 3 free loaders! Yours truly Bag3

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