Monday, 2 February 2009

OZ POEM

ON YA MATE SEE YOU LATER
ONE FLAT WHITE ITALIAN WAITER
WEAR YOUR BATHERS TAKE A 'PITCHER'
DOUBLE PAY IF YOUR RICHER
LOVE A BARBIE WHERE'S HER KEN
BONDI BEACH CHECK OUT THE MEN
PICNIC LUNCH DEVOUR THE 'CHOOK'
GO DOWN UNDER TAKE A LOOK
BULK BILL IF YOU'RE ILL CHINESE DOCTOR GIVE YOU PILL
SHRIMP ON BARBIE IN THE YARDI IT'S DARN HOT NO NEED FOR CARDI
FACTOR 50 ON THE BEACH DON'T WANT CANCER THAT'S A LEECH LIVE YOUR LIFE OUTSY DOORS RUIN YOUR LIVER DRUNK'S ARE BORES RATHER WALKABOUT ON FOURS HAVE THE ASIANS DO YOUR CHORES LOVELY COUNTRY GIMME MORE.....

V V V VEGIMITE, VB SPICE UP THE NIGHT, PLAY FOOTIE PUT UP A FIGHT, FAIR DINKUM AND YOU'RE RIGHT.....