Tuesday, 20 January 2009

You ain't nothing but a SLUMDOG


Can't live without it.....still need a bit of Hindia....so we go to see Slumdog Millionaire..... After the film my sister's comment was "I don't care one bit I'm not going to India to find myself or anyone else! " It really isn't like that I plead...ok some bits but......"But look at you, you've been ill ever since you got here!" "It's from all that Bottley Water" Hilton pipes up....."Yes did you see how he glued the top on"........Australia is wonderful,  with my British passport I register for medicare and then when I go to the doctor I have to ask for  a BULK BILL....so I don't have to pay....I keep on wanting to say duck billed platypus....why ?........because I can!!!!! a BULK BILL...can you imagine going to your English GP and asking for a bulk bill.....50 bills all at the same time!!..Anyway I see a Chinese Doctor with an Australian Mandarin twang...and he talks to me like he is giving karate commands..."Move your neck to za right...now to zee left...come on furza....now down, now up"  What is wrong with me.  He reckons I have a virus but if I can't move my neck tomorrow I must go to the hospital because then I have meningitis....thanks you sure it is not too late.! 

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